This 70-Pound “Lap Dog” Thinks He’s Tiny—Meet Fozzie Bear, the Big Boy Who Just Wants to Ride Shotgun

If you open a car door around Fozzie Bear, you’d better be ready—because he’s hopping in. This lovable 70-pound goofball absolutely loves car rides and will happily claim his seat the moment the door opens, making sure he’s never left behind. Once he’s settled in, he quietly watches the world go by through the window like the perfect road-trip companion.

At home, Fozzie is all about the simple joys in life: a good chew bone, a comfy spot by the back door, and curling up next to his favorite human. Despite his size, he’s convinced he’s a lap dog—and he’ll happily drape himself across you during movie night.

Why Everyone Falls for Fozzie

🐾 Age: About 4 years old
⚖️ Weight: 70 lbs
🚗 Loves car rides and hops right in when the door opens
💖 Extremely people-friendly and affectionate
🛋️ Professional lounger and expert TV-watching buddy
🔇 On the quieter side—not much of a barker
🐻 Big teddy-bear personality

What Fozzie Is Looking For

✔️ A home where he can be the only pet
✔️ Humans who want a loyal, affectionate companion
✔️ A family who doesn’t mind a 70-pound “lap dog”
✔️ Someone ready for a faithful buddy who loves being near his people

(Fozzie hasn’t been tested with kids yet, as his foster home doesn’t have any.)

Adoption Details

📍 Located in Houston, Texas
🚚 Transport available to most states
💝 Great news: Fozzie’s transport fee has already been covered by a generous donor!

Fozzie Bear is the kind of dog who becomes your shadow, your co-pilot, and your couch companion all in one. If you’ve been searching for a loyal best friend who will happily ride shotgun through life with you, this big lovable boy might just be the one. 🐾

Rocky Kanaka